You guys.

YOU GUYS.

I can't breathe.

LOL WHY DOES THIS EXIST.

Just another reason to love Kris Allen. <33

It never made any sense for me to judge anyone, who they are. It frustrates me that people can't get along with people because of their differences. And I'll tell you what, especially Christians. Christians have a hard time accepting people like Adam—liberal, from L.A., looks different, maybe acts a certain way. He's a great, great guy. They don't even give him a chance. And it's frustrating because I come from that. A lot of my friends are not that way, which I appreciate, but a lot of people in Arkansas or in the South or wherever are that way. We really hope that our relationship can be an inspiration to people. I could go on about that forever.

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I knew this kid was awesome way back when I proclaimed him mah boyfriend. I'm still kind of in shock that my two favorites right from the beginning ended up being the top 2 and the person I was rooting for actually ended up winning. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED ON AMERICAN IDOL BEFORE. Usually my endorsement is like the kiss of death.

Y'all know how much I love Paula Abdul. I have been effing waiting for this since she started teasing a new album like, 5 years ago, dude. :x AAHHHHHH.

Paula Abdul 2009-1 Judge Paula Abdul has certainly been spreading her wings beyond her day job this season. A couple weeks back the American Idol jurist reminded audiences of her dance background staging an the acclaimed coreography to Disco Week's group number. Today she announced a return to recording, with the impending release of a new single and album.

According to her press release:

"Multi-platinum recording artist and American Idol judge Paula Abdul will release a new single "Here For The Music," available in May. The single reunites Paula with producer Oliver Lieber who helmed the chart topping album Forever Your Girl. "I'm Just Here For The Music" was co-written by Danielle Brisebois and Wayne Rodrigues and is the first track from Paula's upcoming album due out in Fall 2009 on Filament Entertainment Group. The single will be available via paulaabdul.com in the next few weeks.

Paula’s extraordinary music career is exemplified by worldwide album sales exceeding 53 million records, two multi-platinum albums, six #1 singles, two Grammy Awards, five MTV Awards, four American Music Awards, two Emmy Awards, two People’s Choice Awards, a Teen Choice Award and two Kid’s Choice Awards. Paula has also been honored with a star on Hollywood Boulevard and was inducted into Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Hall of Fame."

With just three weeks to go in season eight, Paula Adbul is going to be one busy judge in the weeks ahead.

- Richard Rushfield

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For a hot second I thought about watching Chuck live on Monday nights and downloading House.

Then I remembered I don't have a Nielsen box, so what's the point.

Good luck, Chuck. Please don't get cancelled. :[

And I kind of wish I was in middle school so I'd be super awesome for now knowing how to do this instead of this slightly more pathetic brand of awesome.

If you haven't seen the Hannah Montana movie yet, you really should go. It was SO. MUCH. FUN.

Why is it like, six degrees in my apartment right now?

:[[[

Filling in the gaps of my dvd collection -- just got Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade and Ghostbusters II today. Excellenttt. :) Copies of Groundhog Day need to stop being $10. It's ebay, for chrissakes.

I think I want to start reading Star Wars books again... it's been a while since I read one. Thank God I'm at least done with the New Jedi Order -- that shit stunk.

SERIOUSLY, WHY IS IT SO COLD.

Have just read some Doctor Who spoilers and... *girly squeal of glee!*

EDIT: There are now spoilers in the comments, so... watch yourselves. ;)

EDIT 2: Apparently there's more than one spoiler people are squeeing about at present, but it shouldn't be hard to figure out which one excites me more. :x

MY COMPUTER DECIDED IT WAS AN HOUR EARLIER THAN IT REALLY IS AND NOW I'VE MISSED HOUSE. MOTHERFUCKER. :(

Okay, I might have to give Mad Men another shot and try to get over my seething hatred for Zooey Bartlet, because I really fucking love Jon Hamm.

HANG ON TO YOUR HATS
+ 9 Bette Davis

COMMENT. CREDIT. DON'T STEAL. TEXTLESS ICONS ARE NOT BASES.

TEASERS



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If ya like 'em, you should add bonecake :)

Thought so before, but this nearly killed me with lulz.


EDIT:

Livejournal, it's time we had a talk about something very important.

Dr. Cuddy's bangs.

After she got rid of the mistake that was the v. long hair of the first season, her hair has looked pretty awesome.


Old & busted - new hotness

In the middle of this year, Lisa E decided she wanted bangs, and it looked fun. For a while.



Then this happened.



And it was not good.

I have no idea how it got so ugly so quickly, but oh my god, it did. WHY. WHY.

Last night, however, Cuddy walked into the cold open scene looking like this:



And all was once again right with the world.

Thank you TV gods. Thank you Lisa E. Thank you studio hair people.

One last thing before I pop off to bed...

I picked up Darcy's Passions by Regina Jeffers at Barnes & Noble today... it's another one of those "Pride & Prejudice as told through Darcy's eyes" type books, but whatever, I'm such a sucker for P&P lit. :[ It's a sickness. I flip open the book with the intention of reading a random page to get a feel for whether it's actually worth buying and a name catches my eye.

Clay Aiken.

Whaaaaaat?

From the preface:

The new characters' names come from my other interests. [...] I voted repeatedly for Clay Aiken in Season 2 of American Idool and spent one summer going to five of his concerts in nine days. Therefore, I created Clayton Ashford.

WHAAAAAAAAT?

Clearly, I bought it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Full article here. Thanks to Cute Overload for the link.

I've taken 4 advil and I STILL have an awful, awful headache. I'm gonna end up overdosing at this rate. Ughhhhh this really sucks. Wtf...

1)

2) House is pre-empted tonight for 2 hours of 24.

3) Mickey Mouse as House? This is an Italian comic... I am profoundly disturbed, lol.



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INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF JOY!

Andy Richter to join Conan on 'Tonight Show'

Madonna, I don't know what you've been doing lately...




...but oh my goodness, Honeychild, keep on doing it.

( I'd hit that. )

A+, girlfriend. A. +.

The place that Cristen and I went on our verrrry last minute road trip was Florida! And it was AWESOME! The new Kim Possible missions at Epcot? AMAZING. OMG. We're a little obsessed now. :[

In other news, a meme stolen from sweetbalm



1. Go to Wikipedia: Random.
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2. Go here for "random quotations"
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3. Go to flickr and click on explore the last seven days, interesting
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Go to picnik.com and create your album cover.

5. Post it in your LJ and ask your friends to do the same!